Sunday, July 5, 2009

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Rogue trades made last Thursday cost London broker PVM Oil Futures $10M. BBC News

Gasoline ETF may ease pain at the pump (UGA) - MarketWatch. I was long UGA from early April to catch the seasonal move, and it was up 55% by June, but now the trend is weakening and I decided to bail last Thursday. Apparently a lot of other people had the same idea and we had to sacrifice a good bite of our profits to get out. But gasoline trends well and UGA has become a nice liquid trading vehicle. Heating oil also trends well, but unfortunately UHN, the companion ETF for heating oil, is not active enough to trade safely. UGA invests in the front contract and rolls forward monthly so contango can provide some headwind during uptrends. Also, this ETF can create tax issues so UGA is best traded in a tax-sheltered account.

White Supremacists and Anti-Semites Plan to Recruit at July 4 Tea Parties. (I am sure they will not even try to recruit paranoid anti-defamationists!) The Anti-Defamation League

Zionist pubes

Jew Jitsu

The Great American Bubble Machine: Matt Taibbi on how Goldman Sachs has engineered every major market manipulation since the Great Depression. RollingStone

Indian Curry Breaks Up Dementia Plaques In Mice. InventorSpot

The smell of fear is real and it is contagious. A study, conducted by Bettina Pause and colleagues at the University of Dusseldorf in Germany, suggests that people detect whether others are scared by picking up chemicals they release from their bodies. Times of India

Samoa provokes fury by switching driving to the left side of the road. Telegraph

Gerardine Botte of Ohio University is using an electrolytic approach to produce hydrogen from urine at a fraction of the cost of producing hydrogen from water. PhysOrg

Amsterdam city council considering bank help for prostitutes. Reuters

MarryYourPet - The pet and people wedding specialists. "So you've found your partner for life, only thing is - he's an animal. Not just that he leaves hair in the bath and has abominable table manners, but that really he's an animal, i.e. with feathers, scales or whatnot. But forget his facial hair. So what if he has an overabundance of legs, or must hibernate each winter? All that matters is that you adore him. So go on, if you really love him and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet?"

Man in India Marries Dog to Atone for Stoning to Death Mating Canines. FOXNews

Three circus elephants scored a decisive victory over three human competitive eaters at a cross-species eating contest Friday, chomping down on 505 hot dog buns in six minutes. The humans forced down only 143 buns in the bout at Brooklyn's Coney Island. The Associated Press

Vulva Portrait Pendant - $20.00 at VulvaLoveLovely. "Celebrate your own beauty. After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer labia, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily? For those who are not afraid to show off their Vagina and want a perfect portrait of their Vagina, send 2-3 pictures along with the description. I will then send you a convo with a picture of all of the chains I currently have in stock attached so you can pick the one you like. Never made with a mold. The pendant on this necklace will measure about 2" x 1". Each pendant is coated with a protective glaze."

17 baggies of cocaine found in Negro woman's buttocks. 14WFIE.com

Photo of "Niggaz" gas station in Nigde, Turkey. (Not affiliated with "Nigaz" of Nigeria.) Flickr

"I was going to have a few comments about John Edwards but you have to go into rehab if you use the word faggot." - Ann Coulter

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